The new Miss USA likes 'Game of Thrones,' supports medical marijuana, and is SMOKIN HOT (PICS)

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The new Miss USA likes 'Game of Thrones,' supports medical marijuana, believes in evolution, and is not unattractive

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Your new Miss USA is a redhead from California named Alyssa Campanella. She is allergic to the sun. When it came time to offer a personal anecdote, she said, “I’m obsessed with the Tudor and Stuart era,” which is surely the nerdiest thing that anyone has ever said on a show produced by Donald Trump. Or at least, it was the nerdiest thing, until she followed it up with: “I watch Game of Thrones.” Later, when Real Housewife Caroline Manzo asked if Campanella supported legalizing marijuana to inject a new source of capitalistic competition into our recessionary economy (although not in so many words), Campanella demurred by noting that, although abusing drugs is bad, medical marijuana is a social good (although not in so many words.) She apparently believes evolution should be taught in schools.

In short, your new Miss USA is a godless ginger-vampire reefer queen who spends her leisure time reading books about the British monarchy and watching a show about decapitation, incest, and dragon boobs. We salute her. True, Campanella is actually a blonde. But she openly admits that her red hair is fake. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth?

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Sibel Kekilli Drops Her Top in Game of Thrones

German actress and brunette hottie, Sibel Kekilli, drew the long straw on this week's episode of Game of Thrones (which, you must be watching if you wish to maintain your nerdville credentials, it's quite good) and flashed her delightfully female boobtastic for the benefit of fanboys far and wide, and to the immediate fortune of Peter Dinklage, who seems to get a ton of celebrity funbag pressed against his maw on a regular onscreen basis. Tough work I'm sure. Enjoy.

(UPDATE: Thanks to all who wrote in with additional info. First, Sibel Kekilli, while raised in Germany, is Turkish. Second, prior to becoming a legit actress, Sibel was quite the prolific adult film star, which some people look down on, but I say is a superior career option to selling women's shoes for minimum wage as I was at the same age.)

video here.