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In his historic rise as the premier pervert on the planet, Keith McSteve once again proves that sexy women are what makes the world go 'round...




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Blake Lively Topless Pictures

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BREAKING NEWS: Purported Blake Lively Topless Pictures Fly Across the Net

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Thank you many readers for alerting us to super sexy pictures racing across the Internet of somebody who looks remarkably and incredibly like a very nekkid Blake Lively snapping her own photos in a movie set trailer and perhaps a bathroom, looking all kinds of hot bodied and fully exposed. Who knows where these photos first appeared, or if they're really Blake Lively (though the resemblance is uncanny). With Green Lantern only a couple weeks away, does anybody find it mysterious that first Blake Lively is suddenly being 'spotted' with Leonardo DiCaprio leaving hotels with rumors of a secret tryst, and, now, these certain-to-cause-a-monster-stir pictures appear? Coincidence? Promotional stunt? Maybe, or hardly, or, maybe. We shall see. Enjoy.

(NEWS UPDATE: Celebuzz has an exclusive statement from Blake Lively's rep claiming the photos are fake.)

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MO' UPDATES: Despite Blake's rep's earnest claims these photos are fake, readers are still sending in more images of 'physical evidence' than you see on a season's worth of CSI.  We'll run a few here and there.  Make of them what you will.

Blake Lively seen on the set of Gossip Girl with an iPhone in a black case. A common brand and case no doubt. Could easily be a big coinky-dink as my Grandma used to say.

And there that iPhone is again. But Apple has sold millions of these phones.  In fact, a recent Nielsen study reported that 9.6% of all Americans who own a cell phone have an iPhone. Figure maybe a third use that black case, it's very popular, so maybe 1 in 30 people in this country have that same phone look. Hardly DNA-level conclusive given her reps' firm assertions that these photos are not Blake.

Now, this is just getting silly, but fun... An EgoReader on our Facebook page points out that our good buddy JustJared has photos of Blake Lively purchasing the Reach Design toothbrush which seems to be the same dental hygiene selection for the woman appearing in these nekkid photos. Still, Reach sells a ton of these types of brushes, so it's hardly even worth noting.

MO' MOLE UPDATES: Um, thanks, I think. Our office looks like a dermatology center here with all the tons of pictures of various skin bumps and moles and sunmarks you have all sent in that seemingly suggest that the nekkid women in these photos has very similar skin tags to Blake Lively. But, again, I'm sure several people on this planet share the same precise random skin moles and blotching across their faces and bodies, especially the fair-haired prone to exposing such conditions. This photographic body mapping process hardly overrides a firm denial from Blake's reps.

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Lawyer objects to busty woman's boobs!!!

Lawyer objects to busty woman's boobs 'putting him off' in court 

American lawyers are renowned for their hard-nosed courtroom approach - but attorney Thomas Gooch showed himself to have a more delicate temperament by objecting to a busty woman's boobs in court. 

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Lawyer Thomas Gooch objected to a busty woman in court. We should point out this is not the cleavage in question

The Chicago brief made a direct complaint to Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers, saying the woman sitting next to opposing lawyer Dmitry Feofanov was serving no purpose other than 'drawing the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings'.

Mr Feofanov stands by his argument that the woman - identified in court documents as Daniella Atencia - is his paralegal.

In a pretrial motion, he claims Mr Gooch has shown no 'good faith legal argument' why she should not be present during the trial.

Mr Gooch, though, says his argument is not based on the fact she is buxom, but because he does not believe she is professionally qualified, responded: 'Personally, I like large breasts.

'However, I object to somebody I don't think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table - when there's already two lawyers there - dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself.'

The case, which is due to go to trial on June 2nd, is a small claims case relating to a dispute over a used car.

The row over the presence of Ms Atencia, who Mr Gooch has asked the judge to send to the public gallery because he believes his opponent is conducting 'a sham', continues to rumble on.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/864489-lawyer-complains-to-judge-that-busty-womans-boobs-are-putting-him-off#ixzz1NUjOaX5n

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Woman charged with operating prostitution ring from her apartment

Woman charged with operating prostitution ring from her apartment


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VERPLANCK – State Police have arrested a 23-year-old Verplanck woman on a charge of prostitution, a misdemeanor, for what they said was a prostitution ring that she was operating from her apartment in the Town of Cortlandt.

Jill Bingell was arrested following a lengthy investigation by State Police BCI into the operation they said had been in business since late 2010.

The illegal activities occurred primarily during weekday mornings and afternoons and involved several patrons each day, police said.

The investigation is continuing and other arrests are possible. Bingell was released on $250 bail.

Anyone with additional information about this case is asked to call Cortlandt State Police BCI at 914-788-8044. All calls will be kept confidential.

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